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Rat-a-tat-tat – The New MacTini from Apple

Elyse — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:43:59 +0000

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity…

Elyse — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:40:09 +0000

It’s an oldie, but still makes me giggle!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”

7. Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”

8. Don’t Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party because You’re Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…….

20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It’s Called Therapy…

A New, Brighter London?!

Elyse — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:33:40 +0000

Ha – cool! They should do more of these around London – brighten the place up!

Mouse is Jammed

Elyse — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 07:51:42 +0000

Call to IT Department

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse you retard !
Caller: Mmmmm…….. oh really? OK, I’ll send you a photograph.

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Mac Vs PC

Elyse — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:35:51 +0000

He he – I love this video. Shiryn (my sister) made it – without trying too sound prejudiced about my sister – I think it is really good!
Please Note: No PCs were hurt in the making of this video – it was already dead!

Live Long and Prosper!
oh dear, watched too much Star Trek recently!